The difference between guts and balls

Sent to me by my mate Andrew (hat tip Andrew).

The difference between guts and balls.

Guts -
is arriving home late after a night out with the lads, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls -
is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say - "You're next, fatty."